This will be my first post all on one episode. It's one of my favourites from season 3: Ep3-18: Airborne. A middle-aged lady gets sick while engaged in... something. And House is getting on a plane. In a wheelchair. But still abrasive, so don't worry, he isn't going soft. There's $500 in House-isms right there. For some reason, House's team just doesn't give as many opportunities for laughs without House there. Apart from Cameron and Chase sniggering about their sexual activities - and Foreman's exasperation. Good old Wilson.. feeling sorry for House? Whatever next?

How does Cuddy tolerate House... sends her back to economy class, then sends her upto First Class to a sick passenger. And a possible infectious disease. Seems like a bad time to be arguing with Cuddy. Not to mention the look around the chair. Ha!

House: "I need help."
Cuddy: "Who doesn't!"

The passengers are great stand-ins for the team... although not so helpful on the medical side. The kid taking the place of Chase is excellent - "Crikey, mate", just agree with House.

The Helluuooo on the phone is classic House. Preface bad news with a joke. This whole scene is great, so I'm just gunna post the transcript and comment:

Kid: What's "extension pastoring"?
House: It's when you're molested by a priest's cousin. (Ha, witty and dirty. Devil's dictionary anyone?)
Cuddy: Do we really need these three?
HOUSE: Worried they'll make you look bad? Could be symptomatic of head trauma, cerebral infarction or intercranial haemorrhage. Thoughts? (He needs help.. yes, but of a different sort.)
...
House: Clog or leak? (Probably talking about blood, but what do I know about medicine?)
Man: Errr... you're talking of toilet? (That'd be my guess)
Cuddy: House, is this actually helpful?
House: Not so far. (Surprisingly. Although the kid has his insights)
...
Cuddy: We're flying out of Singapore. If he has a credit card and a condom, he can get anything he wants.
Woman: Eww.
House: Condoms. (The look on his face! It's part glee, part epiphany and part wonder)
...
Cuddy: You think he's a mule.
House: I think he's a jackass. We're gonna have to operate.(Ah, that wit. Yes, operate on a plane, make the story more unbelievable. Why do jackasses get such a bad reputation?)
Kid: Cool.

The parallel operations (that don't happen) and then Lumbar Punctures are quite indicative that the standard story structure is still present. Even on a plane, they can be wrong multiple times, yet still get to the answer and save the patient. And House does it by himself. House's team and Wilson have similar troubles on the ground.

House asks the flight attendant if she's handicap accessible at the end, with a smile at Cuddy. Even grumpy old House can flirt with the ladies, if rather crudely.

This post's question: What story does House give for becoming a doctor? He gets his inspiration from a character much like himself, except willing to do other work while waiting for a case.

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It's one of the more amusing of House's past times. He likes to do something while thinking... he'll walk around in circles (possibly with Wilson in tail), watch TV, play his handheld games (where did it go in the later seasons)?

Or he'll juggle.

The perfect opportunity for Chase to suck up, like in Ep2-15: Clueless. House is juggling three random objects.... and catches one behind his back. Chase goes to clap, but relises Cameron and Foreman aren't. Ha, it was worth a clap. Even one from Chase. House/Hugh Lourie can juggle! That's always worth a clap.
Speaking of juggling... who says House is all jokes and drama. There's science in the drama... somewhere.

HOUSE: If it wasn't for Socrates, that raving untreated schizophrenic, we wouldn't have the Socratic method - the best way of teaching everything, apart from juggling chainsaws.

Without Isaac Newton, we'd be floating on the ceiling.

WILSON: Dodging chainsaws, no doubt.

Gotta love it. Let's see House juggle chainsaws. Or maybe not. He can just talk about it in Ep1-6: The Socratic Method. How about just answer the phone while juggling... with one hand. House can be a bit harsh. In Ep2-3: Humpty Dumpty, he juggles one handed. It's apparently also possible to yo-yo one handed. Not the most useful ways to earn a living with one hand.

If I've missed any juggling, just leave a comment.

And the answer to Aug 13 Question:
Which episode is the reflection of House's face that's used in the credits at the start of each episode shown? And what does he say?

It's in Ep1-1, the pilot. House is looking at an image and says: "the small green thing in the middle of the bigger blue thing is an island." Nice medical description.

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