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Why House Says He Hired Chase
- House tells Cameron: "I hired Chase 'cause his dad made a phone call." [#101]
- House about Chase having guessed what answer House wanted and given it to him: "He knew that I saw something on the MRI so he figured there must be something there and took a guess. Clever, but also pathetic." [#102]
- Revealing comments between the two
- Chase (upset House is dealing with Chase's father): "How would you feel if I interfered in your personal life?"
House: I'd hate it. That's why I cleverly have no personal life." [#113]
- Chase to Cameron about House: "He doesn't like anybody. And nobody likes him." [#115]
- What Chase thinks about House:
- Foreman (suggesting that Chase back him up in his complaints to House): "When a dog dumps on the floor, do you pat its head and call it a genius? No, you smack it in the nose with a newspaper!"
Chase: "Dogs can learn things, House can't." [#118]
- Chase to House: "The honor of working for you is not worth a felony charge." [#219]
- What House says about Chase's nationality:
- Chase: "I'm Australian."
House: "You put the Queen on your money. You're British." [#108]
- About Chase Betraying Confidences to Vogler:
- After the betrayal starts, just before telling Foreman that he knows it isn't him, House says to Chase: "Do I have a reason for not wanting you to get any stars?"
[#115]
- Chase: "You think I'm the one running to Vogler."
House: "You're currently top of the list...."
Chase: "You can trust me."
House: "Problem is, if I can't trust you, I can't trust your statement that I can trust you."
[#115]
- House to a mobster: "...hitting a doctor, even if it was only Chase."
[#115]
- House: "Care to bet your job on that? What was that?
Chase: "What was what?"
House: "You got annoyed. That was clearly an annoyed face."
Chase: "I get annoyed by glib remarks about our futures."
House: "But last week you didn't get annoyed, you made poopie in your pants. It's weird, it's almost like now you know you have nothing to worry about."
[#117]
- House (after confirming Chase's betrayal to Vogler and being informed that he can't fire Chase): "Dr. Chase. We need to talk.... How do you see this ending?"
Chase: "What ending?"
House: "I can't fire you, so you have no reason to fear me, and therefore no reason to lie to me. You told Cuddy where I was. You told Vogler what I was doing."
Chase (after thinking for a moment): "Yeah."
House: "So how can I work with you?"
Chase (after obviously thinking through several ways to answer): "Well, you don't have a choice."
[#117]
- House (assigning Chase a boring job after Vogler leaves and House could fire him): "Torture combing through all that stuff, ain't it? Real dull. Awful."
Chase (refusing to admit he resents it): "It's no problem."
House: "Well, thank goodness. A lot of people would resent having to do this."
[#119]
- House (after Chase helps Foreman instead of doing the busy work he was assigned): "Foreman is not your boss. When I tell you to do something---" House sees something on the test and forgets to continue. [#119]
- Wilson: "You should just fire Chase."
House: "What, and miss out on all this fun?"
Wilson: "So. you're going to torture him for a while and then fire him? That's cold."
House: "You don't think he has it coming?"
Wilson: "Hey, I said fire him."
House: "That's cold. All he did was save his job."
Wilson: "What? He completely screwed you over!" [#119]
- House (to Chase later): "I wouldn't have tortured you if I knew you liked it. You're on my naughty list. Sorry, no leather stethoscope this Christmas."
Chase: "I'm not into---" At which point House goes back to the diagnosis they had been discussing. [#120]
- Even after Foreman volunteers (reluctantly) House insists that Chase be the one to go to the prison, "I assume you have a reason beyond wanting to make me completely miserable?" Chase says but House never does give a good reason (saying prisoners might open up to him because he has a prettier mouth, could have been said about Foreman being black. [#201]
- Chase says what he would do if terminally ill: "If it was me I'd just stay home and watch TV or something. Not lie here under a microscope" and House tells him, "Don't worry, anything happens to you nobody's is going to lift a finger." [#202]
- House (when Chase agrees with him): "...my lap dog agrees with me." [#203]
- House (when Chase supports him): "Welcome aboard the Good Ship Asskisser. Nice day for a sail. Pucker up, me hearties." [#204]
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